spike
01-28-2006, 04:55 PM
Subject: Fw: D-D-i-l-l-l-l-l
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the
store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
" Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the
store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
" Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"