lxexpress
01-24-2006, 08:51 PM
> Subject: FW: THE answer to the Iraq situation
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> > The USRSF
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> > The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5,000-man elite
> > fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
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> > These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
> > Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas troopers will be dropped into Iraq and
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> > been given only the following facts about terrorists:
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> > 1. The season opened today.
> > 2. There is no limit.
> > 3.They taste just like chicken.
> > 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
> > 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
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> > We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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> > The USRSF
> >
> > The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5,000-man elite
> > fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
> >
> > These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
> > Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas troopers will be dropped into Iraq and
> have
> > been given only the following facts about terrorists:
> >
> > 1. The season opened today.
> > 2. There is no limit.
> > 3.They taste just like chicken.
> > 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
> > 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
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> > We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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