steelfalcon29
01-24-2006, 07:27 AM
The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making
love to a beautiful, young woman!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do
this
to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen
to what happened" "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing
I
will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this
young
lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and
allowed
her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and
very
dirty. She mentioned that she hadn't eaten for 3 days. With great
compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made
for
you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain
weight; the poor thing, practically devours them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was
showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw her
clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans
that
you've had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they're
too
tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our
anniversary
and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the
pullover
that my sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear just to
bother my
sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive
boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing
the
same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . . "The young woman was very
grateful
to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned
around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you
have
anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
making
love to a beautiful, young woman!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do
this
to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen
to what happened" "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing
I
will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this
young
lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and
allowed
her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and
very
dirty. She mentioned that she hadn't eaten for 3 days. With great
compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made
for
you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain
weight; the poor thing, practically devours them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was
showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw her
clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans
that
you've had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they're
too
tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our
anniversary
and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the
pullover
that my sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear just to
bother my
sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive
boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing
the
same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . . "The young woman was very
grateful
to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned
around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you
have
anything else that your wife doesn't use?"