lxexpress
01-11-2006, 10:34 PM
BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU GO TO BUY YOUR NEXT CAR!
A woman walked into a Mercedes dealership to browse, and spotted the
>most beautiful, perfectly loaded Mercedes and walked over to inspect it
>closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
>unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
>
> Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
>noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.
>
> With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help
>you today?"
>
> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
>had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
>lovely vehicle?"
>
> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
>that if you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price."
>
A woman walked into a Mercedes dealership to browse, and spotted the
>most beautiful, perfectly loaded Mercedes and walked over to inspect it
>closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
>unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
>
> Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
>noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.
>
> With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help
>you today?"
>
> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
>had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
>lovely vehicle?"
>
> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
>that if you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price."
>