lxexpress
01-04-2006, 08:58 PM
Dear Santa,you must be surprised i''m writing to you today only a few days after christmas.i would like to clear up a few things that have occurred since the beginning of december,when filled with illusion,i wrote you a letter asking for a bicycle,a train set,roller blades and a football uniform.i destroyed my brain studying the whole year.not only was i first in my class,but i had the best grades in the school,i'm not gonna lie to you,there was no one in my entire neighbourhood that behaved better than me,with my parents,my brothers,my friends and my neighbours,i would go on errands,and even help the elderly.there is nothing within reach that i wouldnt do for humanity...what balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo,a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks.what the fuck were you thinking you fat prick???you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree.as if you hadnt fucked me enough,you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys he cant even walk around his own home!!!!!.dont let me catch you trying to get your fat ass down my chimney next year,i'll fuck you up,i'll throw rocks at your reindeer and scare them away so you have to walk back to fucking north pole ,just like me 'cause i didnt get that fuckin' bike.FUCK YOU SANTA...next year you'll find out how bad i can really be,YOU FAT COCKSUCKER.sincerely little johnny