lxexpress
01-03-2006, 10:30 AM
>A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie, Wyoming. He
>sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded
>staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli. After fifteen minutes of just
>sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old
cowpoke,
>"If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
>
>The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler
>and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
>Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over
>to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets
>nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
>The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into
>the bowl.
>
>The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too..
>
>
>sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded
>staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli. After fifteen minutes of just
>sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old
cowpoke,
>"If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
>
>The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler
>and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
>Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over
>to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets
>nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
>The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into
>the bowl.
>
>The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too..
>
>