lxexpress
01-02-2006, 11:25 AM
One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the
unemployment office to hire someone for the day. When he arrived, they
didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist
there. He reluctantly took him along to help. A couple of weeks later,
the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help
again. This time there were two painters there, but instead he asked
for the gynecologist again. The clerk asked, "Why do you want a
gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right
now?"
He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at
the house and it was locked with nobody home. But I'll be damned if
that
gynecologist didn't stick his hand through the mail slot and paint the
whole house!!"
unemployment office to hire someone for the day. When he arrived, they
didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist
there. He reluctantly took him along to help. A couple of weeks later,
the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help
again. This time there were two painters there, but instead he asked
for the gynecologist again. The clerk asked, "Why do you want a
gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right
now?"
He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at
the house and it was locked with nobody home. But I'll be damned if
that
gynecologist didn't stick his hand through the mail slot and paint the
whole house!!"