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lxexpress
01-01-2006, 02:06 PM
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the
keg
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leaf's win the Stanley Cup

blueponygirl
01-01-2006, 09:22 PM
ha ha :)
"50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably"

I'll agree to that!! :D

YaLeenVert
01-01-2006, 09:34 PM
GREAT..............thanks for the laugh.
I guess the yellow machine is in its warm storage thru all the temp drops.

jason2004gt
01-02-2006, 10:37 AM
That was a one!

1nasty96
01-02-2006, 01:16 PM
:lol:

mustangfreak123
01-03-2006, 04:34 AM
:rofl:

Black Stallion
01-08-2006, 12:22 AM
"It's getting cold, eh?"
:rofl: