lxexpress
12-27-2005, 09:07 AM
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>>The Boss was in quandary. He had to lay somebody off. He had it narrowed
>> down to one of two people, Linda or Jack. It was an impossible decision,
>> they
>> were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would
>> lay off the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
>>
>> Linda came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying
>> all
>> night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached
>> her
>> and said: Linda, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or
>> Jack off.
>>
>> Could you jack off? she says. I feel like shit.
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>>The Boss was in quandary. He had to lay somebody off. He had it narrowed
>> down to one of two people, Linda or Jack. It was an impossible decision,
>> they
>> were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would
>> lay off the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
>>
>> Linda came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying
>> all
>> night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached
>> her
>> and said: Linda, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or
>> Jack off.
>>
>> Could you jack off? she says. I feel like shit.
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