lxexpress
12-21-2005, 03:16 PM
A geezer wakes up one morn to find a big ass gorilla on his roof. He
looks in the Yellow Pages & sure enough, there is an ad "Gorilla
Removers." When the gorilla remover arrives, he gets outta his
van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun & the meanest Pit Bull
you've ever seen.
The gorilla remover informs the geezer that he is gonna go up da roof &
whack the gorilla with the baseball bat & when he lands on the ground
the Pit Bull will grab him by the testicles with a death grip. The
gorilla will then be subdued & placed in a cage.
The geezer asks, "But what is da shotgun for?"
"If the gorilla knocks me off da roof, shoot da dog!"
looks in the Yellow Pages & sure enough, there is an ad "Gorilla
Removers." When the gorilla remover arrives, he gets outta his
van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun & the meanest Pit Bull
you've ever seen.
The gorilla remover informs the geezer that he is gonna go up da roof &
whack the gorilla with the baseball bat & when he lands on the ground
the Pit Bull will grab him by the testicles with a death grip. The
gorilla will then be subdued & placed in a cage.
The geezer asks, "But what is da shotgun for?"
"If the gorilla knocks me off da roof, shoot da dog!"