lxexpress
12-21-2005, 11:51 AM
A fiesty 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
>>>> >>>>>>When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did
>>>> >>>>>>you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge
asked
>>>> >>>>>>her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was
>>>> >>>>>>hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were
>>>> >>>>>>in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will
>>>> give you 6 days in jail."
>>>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment
>>>> >>>>>>the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he
>>>> >>>>>>could say something. He said, " What is it? " The husband
>>>> >>>>>>said "She also stole a can of peas."
>>>> >>>>>>When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did
>>>> >>>>>>you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge
asked
>>>> >>>>>>her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was
>>>> >>>>>>hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were
>>>> >>>>>>in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will
>>>> give you 6 days in jail."
>>>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment
>>>> >>>>>>the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he
>>>> >>>>>>could say something. He said, " What is it? " The husband
>>>> >>>>>>said "She also stole a can of peas."