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MdniteMustang00
12-20-2005, 11:36 AM
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK; try another cup ...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

Frosty
12-20-2005, 01:44 PM
Niiiiice :beerchug:

tobedeleted_blnpony05
12-20-2005, 02:05 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

J
12-20-2005, 02:28 PM
Cuervo is some nasty shit

tobedeleted_blnpony05
12-20-2005, 04:02 PM
Cuervo is some nasty shit
it's not the cuervo..it's the lime that's nasty :devil:

jason2004gt
12-20-2005, 04:47 PM
Only when it comes back up! :vomit:

Redfire-01
12-20-2005, 05:28 PM
Qoute:"Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. "......yeah by this time you're starting to slurr yurrr speech....then it doesn't matter what the cookies taste like.... :guitarist ...I think I might just try these.. :thumpupn: