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12-09-2005, 02:25 AM
A woman who is a huge Beatles fan goes into a tattoo parlor. She says to the artist, "I'm a HUGE Beatles fan and would like you to tattoo Paul McCartney on my left inner thigh, and John Lennon on my inner right thigh."
She flips up her skirt, shows him where and provides him with pictures, and he goes to work. About two hours later he finishes and gives her a mirror to look at them.
"Thats and outrage!!!" She screams! "They look nothing like them! I want my money back"
The artist says "Ok but before I give you, your money, go outside and see if anyone can tell who they are"
The woman agrees and heads out in the street. The first person she runs into is a very very drunk man. She pulls him aside and flips up her skirt...
"Can you tell who these men are?" She asks him.
The man squeezes his eyes shut tight and then opens them several times...
Shaking his head he says.."Ma'am...I have no clue who the two on the outside are, but that one in the middle with the beard and bad breath..thats gotta be Willie Nelson."
She flips up her skirt, shows him where and provides him with pictures, and he goes to work. About two hours later he finishes and gives her a mirror to look at them.
"Thats and outrage!!!" She screams! "They look nothing like them! I want my money back"
The artist says "Ok but before I give you, your money, go outside and see if anyone can tell who they are"
The woman agrees and heads out in the street. The first person she runs into is a very very drunk man. She pulls him aside and flips up her skirt...
"Can you tell who these men are?" She asks him.
The man squeezes his eyes shut tight and then opens them several times...
Shaking his head he says.."Ma'am...I have no clue who the two on the outside are, but that one in the middle with the beard and bad breath..thats gotta be Willie Nelson."