lxexpress
12-02-2005, 02:44 PM
>Two men are driving through Newfoundland when they get pulled over by a
>Newfie Mountie. The mountie walks up and taps on the window with his
>nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK", the Mountie
>smacks him in the head with the stick.
>The driver says,"what the hell was that for?"
>The Mountie says, "You're in Newfoundland my son. When we pulls you over,
>you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
>The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
>The Mountie runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
>He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side
>and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK",
>the Mountie smacks him upside the head with the nightstick too.
>The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
>The Mountie says, "Just making your wish come true son."
>The passenger says, "huh?"
>The Mountie says, "I knows that two miles down the road you're gonna say,
>" I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
>
>Newfie Mountie. The mountie walks up and taps on the window with his
>nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK", the Mountie
>smacks him in the head with the stick.
>The driver says,"what the hell was that for?"
>The Mountie says, "You're in Newfoundland my son. When we pulls you over,
>you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
>The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
>The Mountie runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
>He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side
>and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK",
>the Mountie smacks him upside the head with the nightstick too.
>The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
>The Mountie says, "Just making your wish come true son."
>The passenger says, "huh?"
>The Mountie says, "I knows that two miles down the road you're gonna say,
>" I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
>