lxexpress
11-30-2005, 12:52 PM
A man's wife was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing
her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was
a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him,"crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will
do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but
they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband
finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the
woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into
the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, I
think she choked"
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing
her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was
a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him,"crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will
do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but
they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband
finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the
woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into
the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, I
think she choked"