meneep
11-29-2005, 08:06 PM
THE TALE OF THE BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER......
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In
terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's
neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now
at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over and over. As her head is battered against the
ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great
fortune, Frank the Walmart greeter,
sees her and unplugs the horse.
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In
terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's
neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now
at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over and over. As her head is battered against the
ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great
fortune, Frank the Walmart greeter,
sees her and unplugs the horse.