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11-29-2005, 07:19 PM
> > SWEARING AT WORK
> > It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
> > throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
> > of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
> > received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of
> > language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the
> > critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings
> > when communicating with co-workers. Therefore a list of 18 New and
> > innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas
> > and information can continue in an effective manner.
> >
> > 1) TRY SAYING:
> > I think you could use more training.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > You don't know
> >what the f___ you're doing.
> >
> > 2) TRY SAYING:
> > She's an aggressive go-getter.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > She's a ball-busting c__t.
> >
> > 3) TRY SAYING:
> > Perhaps I can work late.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > And when the f___ do you expect me to do that?
> >
> > 4) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > No f___ing chance.
> >
> > 5) TRY SAYING:
> > Really?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > You've got to be sh__ing me!
> >
> > 6) TRY SAYING:
> > Perhaps you should check with...
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Tell someone who gives a f__.
> >
> > 7) TRY SAYING:
> > I wasn't involved in the project.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > It's not my f____ing problem.
> >
> > 8) TRY SAYING:
> > That's interesting.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > What the f___?
> >
> > 9) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > This sh__ won't work.
> >
> > 10) TRY SAYING:
> > I'll try to schedule that in.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Why the f___ing h _ll didn't you tell me sooner?
> >
> > 11) TRY SAYING:
> > He's not familiar with the issues.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > He's got his head up his a__.
> >
> > 12) TRY SAYING:
> > Excuse me sir?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Eat sh__ and die.
> >
> > 13) TRY SAYING:
> > So you weren't happy with it?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Kiss my a__.
> >
> > 14) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > F___ it, I'm not getting overtime.
> >
> > 15) TRY SAYING:
> > I don't think you understand.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Shove it up your a__.
> >
> > 16) TRY SAYING:
> > I
> > love a challenge.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > This job sucks c__k.
> >
> > 17) TRY SAYING:
> > You want me to take care of that?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Who the f___ died and made you boss?
> >
> > 18 ) TRY SAYING:
> > He's somewhat insensitive.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > He's a pr_ck.
> >
> > Thank You,
> > Human Resources
> > It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
> > throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
> > of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
> > received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of
> > language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the
> > critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings
> > when communicating with co-workers. Therefore a list of 18 New and
> > innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas
> > and information can continue in an effective manner.
> >
> > 1) TRY SAYING:
> > I think you could use more training.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > You don't know
> >what the f___ you're doing.
> >
> > 2) TRY SAYING:
> > She's an aggressive go-getter.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > She's a ball-busting c__t.
> >
> > 3) TRY SAYING:
> > Perhaps I can work late.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > And when the f___ do you expect me to do that?
> >
> > 4) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > No f___ing chance.
> >
> > 5) TRY SAYING:
> > Really?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > You've got to be sh__ing me!
> >
> > 6) TRY SAYING:
> > Perhaps you should check with...
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Tell someone who gives a f__.
> >
> > 7) TRY SAYING:
> > I wasn't involved in the project.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > It's not my f____ing problem.
> >
> > 8) TRY SAYING:
> > That's interesting.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > What the f___?
> >
> > 9) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > This sh__ won't work.
> >
> > 10) TRY SAYING:
> > I'll try to schedule that in.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Why the f___ing h _ll didn't you tell me sooner?
> >
> > 11) TRY SAYING:
> > He's not familiar with the issues.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > He's got his head up his a__.
> >
> > 12) TRY SAYING:
> > Excuse me sir?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Eat sh__ and die.
> >
> > 13) TRY SAYING:
> > So you weren't happy with it?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Kiss my a__.
> >
> > 14) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > F___ it, I'm not getting overtime.
> >
> > 15) TRY SAYING:
> > I don't think you understand.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Shove it up your a__.
> >
> > 16) TRY SAYING:
> > I
> > love a challenge.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > This job sucks c__k.
> >
> > 17) TRY SAYING:
> > You want me to take care of that?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Who the f___ died and made you boss?
> >
> > 18 ) TRY SAYING:
> > He's somewhat insensitive.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > He's a pr_ck.
> >
> > Thank You,
> > Human Resources