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11-28-2005, 05:13 AM
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY.
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> 1.Good: Your wife is pregnant.
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>??? Bad: It's triplets.
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>??? Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.
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> 2.Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
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>???? Bad: She wants a divorce.
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>???? Ugly: She is a Lawyer.
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> 3.Good: Your son is finally maturing.
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>??? Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
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>??? Ugly: So are you.
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> 4.Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
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>??? Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
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>??? Ugly: You're in them.
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> 5.Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
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>??? Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
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>??? Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
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> 6.Good: Your husband understands fashion.
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>??? Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
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>??? Ugly: He looks better than you.
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> 7.Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
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>??? Bad: She keeps interrupting.
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>??? Ugly: With corrections.
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> 8.Good: The postman's early.
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>??? Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
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>??? Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
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> 9.Good: Your son is dating someone new.
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>??? Bad: It's another man.
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>??? Ugly: He's your best friend.
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> 10.Good: Your daughter got a new job.
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>????? Bad: As a hooker.
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>???? Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
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>???? Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
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> 1.Good: Your wife is pregnant.
>
>??? Bad: It's triplets.
>
>??? Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.
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> >
> 2.Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
>
>???? Bad: She wants a divorce.
>
>???? Ugly: She is a Lawyer.
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> 3.Good: Your son is finally maturing.
>
>??? Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
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>??? Ugly: So are you.
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> 4.Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
>
>??? Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
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>??? Ugly: You're in them.
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> 5.Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
>
>??? Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
>
>??? Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
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> 6.Good: Your husband understands fashion.
>
>??? Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
>
>??? Ugly: He looks better than you.
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>
> 7.Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
> ???daughter.
>
>??? Bad: She keeps interrupting.
>
>??? Ugly: With corrections.
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>
> 8.Good: The postman's early.
>
>??? Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
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>??? Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
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> 9.Good: Your son is dating someone new.
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>??? Bad: It's another man.
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>??? Ugly: He's your best friend.
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> 10.Good: Your daughter got a new job.
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>????? Bad: As a hooker.
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>???? Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
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>???? Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
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