lxexpress
11-22-2005, 09:45 AM
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and
during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient
was masturbating. "Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful,
what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this
man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen.
If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would
most likely die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a blow job."Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening
in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient
was masturbating. "Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful,
what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this
man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen.
If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would
most likely die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a blow job."Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening
in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."