lxexpress
11-21-2005, 01:13 PM
>A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to
>>>get married.
>>>She put an ad in the local paper that read:
>>>
>>> HUSBAND WANTED!
>>> MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
>>> MUST NOT BEAT ME,
>>> MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
>>> AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
>>> ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>>>
>>>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
>>>dismay she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman
>>>sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
>>>
>>> The old woman said,"You're not really
>>>asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
>>>you....you have no legs!"
>>>
>>>The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on
>>>you!"
>>>
>>>She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
>>>
>>>Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
>>>
>>>She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you
>>>still good in bed?"
>>>
>>>With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big
>>>broad smile and said,
>>>
>>>"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
>>>
>>>
>>>get married.
>>>She put an ad in the local paper that read:
>>>
>>> HUSBAND WANTED!
>>> MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
>>> MUST NOT BEAT ME,
>>> MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
>>> AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
>>> ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>>>
>>>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
>>>dismay she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman
>>>sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
>>>
>>> The old woman said,"You're not really
>>>asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
>>>you....you have no legs!"
>>>
>>>The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on
>>>you!"
>>>
>>>She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
>>>
>>>Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
>>>
>>>She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you
>>>still good in bed?"
>>>
>>>With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big
>>>broad smile and said,
>>>
>>>"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
>>>
>>>