lxexpress
11-19-2005, 09:22 AM
here's one one to copy and paste and forward to everyone on your address list
>> >Well - I have heard it all until now... LOL This is pretty funny...
>>
>>
>>
>> > > Hello, my name is Scott and I suffer from the guilt of not
>>forwarding 50
>> > > >billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
>>believe that
>> > > >if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Surrey with a tit on
>> > > >her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
>>before
>> > > >her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
>>everyone
>> > > >to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
>> > > > >
>> > > > >How stupid are we?
>> > > > >
>> > > > >"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
>>I'll get
>> > > >laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > > >What a bunch of bullshit.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
>>and
>> > > >sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
>>started
>> > > >by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget fucking
>>pilgrims on
>> > > >the Mayflower.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Fuck 'em.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
>>mildly
>> > > >amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,
>>and
>> > > >this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
>>nickel
>> > > >from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >I don't fucking care.
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > > >Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
>> > > >contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our
>>own
>> > > >unpopularity.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
>>to leave
>> > > >you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
>>it's funny
>> > > > send it on.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
>>Botswana
>> > > >with no fucking teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
>>elephant for 27
>> > > >years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll
>>receive if
>> > > >you forward this email.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Now forward this to everyone you know.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > > >Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
>>and will
>> > > >consume your genitals.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Have a nice day.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >P.S. Send me 15 bucks
>> >Well - I have heard it all until now... LOL This is pretty funny...
>>
>>
>>
>> > > Hello, my name is Scott and I suffer from the guilt of not
>>forwarding 50
>> > > >billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
>>believe that
>> > > >if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Surrey with a tit on
>> > > >her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
>>before
>> > > >her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
>>everyone
>> > > >to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
>> > > > >
>> > > > >How stupid are we?
>> > > > >
>> > > > >"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
>>I'll get
>> > > >laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > > >What a bunch of bullshit.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
>>and
>> > > >sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
>>started
>> > > >by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget fucking
>>pilgrims on
>> > > >the Mayflower.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Fuck 'em.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
>>mildly
>> > > >amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,
>>and
>> > > >this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
>>nickel
>> > > >from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >I don't fucking care.
>> > > >
>> >
>> > > > >Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
>> > > >contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our
>>own
>> > > >unpopularity.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
>>to leave
>> > > >you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
>>it's funny
>> > > > send it on.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
>>Botswana
>> > > >with no fucking teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
>>elephant for 27
>> > > >years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll
>>receive if
>> > > >you forward this email.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Now forward this to everyone you know.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > > >Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
>>and will
>> > > >consume your genitals.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Have a nice day.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >P.S. Send me 15 bucks