Black Stallion
11-17-2005, 08:07 PM
> MASTERCARD WEDDING
>
> You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
> wedding that took place at Clemson University.
>
> It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It
> was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
>
> After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
> a microphone to talk to the crowd.
>
> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> distances, to support them at their wedding.
> He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
> thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
> everyone a special gift just from him.
> So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
> party, was an envelope.
> He said this was his gift to everyone, and; asked them to open
> their envelope.
>
> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
> sex with the best man.
>
> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
> hired a private detective to tail them.
>
> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for
> a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!²
>
> Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
>
> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
> here."
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
>
> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately
> after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
> charade as if nothing were wrong.
>
> His revenge...makes the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
> and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>
> This guy has balls the size of church bells.
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out > of
> this?
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends
> .$32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion
> ...$3,000.
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui
> $8,500.
>
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
> bride
> humping the best man
> ..........Priceless.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> MASTERCARD
>
> You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
> wedding that took place at Clemson University.
>
> It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It
> was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
>
> After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
> a microphone to talk to the crowd.
>
> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> distances, to support them at their wedding.
> He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
> thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
> everyone a special gift just from him.
> So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
> party, was an envelope.
> He said this was his gift to everyone, and; asked them to open
> their envelope.
>
> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
> sex with the best man.
>
> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
> hired a private detective to tail them.
>
> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for
> a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!²
>
> Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
>
> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
> here."
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
>
> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately
> after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
> charade as if nothing were wrong.
>
> His revenge...makes the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
> and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>
> This guy has balls the size of church bells.
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out > of
> this?
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends
> .$32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion
> ...$3,000.
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui
> $8,500.
>
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
> bride
> humping the best man
> ..........Priceless.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> MASTERCARD