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meneep
11-08-2005, 01:57 AM
Subject: Father of my kid



A guy goes to his local supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde that waves at him, smiles and says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from so he says “Do you know me?”

To which she replies “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now he thinks back to the only time he’s been unfaithful to his wife and says “My God, are you the stripper from by bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?”



To which she said “No, I’m your son’s math teacher!!!”

1nasty96
11-08-2005, 08:28 AM
:whip: :rofl:

Hmongstang
11-08-2005, 01:53 PM
Bahahahaaa thats was a good one

Black Stallion
11-08-2005, 08:36 PM
:rofl:

jimudy
11-08-2005, 10:22 PM
OMG!! That was funny! :rofl:

wldponi03
11-09-2005, 06:54 AM
I saw that one before but I still love it:clap:

trikpony
11-09-2005, 07:29 PM
Open mouth and insert celery stick ...or was that supposed to be FOOT ..lol

YsOffcr
11-10-2005, 02:07 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Rwest75
11-11-2005, 10:15 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ryan