meneep
11-08-2005, 02:57 AM
Subject: Father of my kid
A guy goes to his local supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde that waves at him, smiles and says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from so he says “Do you know me?”
To which she replies “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now he thinks back to the only time he’s been unfaithful to his wife and says “My God, are you the stripper from by bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?”
To which she said “No, I’m your son’s math teacher!!!”
A guy goes to his local supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde that waves at him, smiles and says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from so he says “Do you know me?”
To which she replies “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now he thinks back to the only time he’s been unfaithful to his wife and says “My God, are you the stripper from by bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?”
To which she said “No, I’m your son’s math teacher!!!”