lxexpress
11-07-2005, 04:09 PM
A man just got a big bonus check and decides to buy a very
expensive new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop,
and asks the clerk to show him the new scope. The clerk
takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so
good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
house," the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his
house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here
are two bullets, I will give you this expensive scope for
free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head
off and shoot the guy's penis off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says,
"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
expensive new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop,
and asks the clerk to show him the new scope. The clerk
takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so
good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
house," the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his
house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here
are two bullets, I will give you this expensive scope for
free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head
off and shoot the guy's penis off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says,
"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"