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meneep
11-06-2005, 03:24 PM
Subject: funny



A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect,
they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed
in Rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately
touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were Small Bears all along the bottom shelf Medium-sized
bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and Huge, enormous
bears
running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for a
young bloke to have such a large a Collection of Teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him, and
actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the while thinking to
herself ... Oh ! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my
children?...etc.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
clothes
off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls
over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

tweety
11-06-2005, 03:31 PM
LMAO :rofl:

tobedeleted_blnpony05
11-06-2005, 03:35 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

1nasty96
11-06-2005, 03:40 PM
:rofl:

REEF93
11-06-2005, 05:08 PM
:thumpupn: :rofl:

yosemiddysam
11-06-2005, 05:35 PM
Damned Carneys lo

lxexpress
11-06-2005, 08:20 PM
now thats funny............lmao

trikpony
11-06-2005, 08:45 PM
Hahahahahaha ...Geez she must have really SUCKED ..or maybe she didnt SUCK and thats why she didnt get a prize from the top shelf.....LMAO

meneep
11-06-2005, 08:50 PM
Hahahahahaha ...Geez she must have really SUCKED ..or maybe she didnt SUCK and thats why she didnt get a prize from the top shelf.....LMAO

:rofl: :rofl:

wldponi03
11-06-2005, 09:04 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That was funny as Heck :rofl: :rofl:

speedyhank
11-06-2005, 11:07 PM
:rofl: where do u find this stuff

J
11-06-2005, 11:13 PM
:lol:

Rwest75
11-12-2005, 07:36 AM
:rofl:

Ryan

Black Stallion
11-12-2005, 10:53 AM
:lol:

SHADOWSTANG
11-12-2005, 03:21 PM
THAT WAS WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS. FUNNY BUT WRONG.

Packer Backer
11-15-2005, 09:27 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Holy shit, that takes balls.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Great joke!

99flblackcobra
11-16-2005, 09:43 PM
haha great joke