meneep
11-06-2005, 03:24 PM
Subject: funny
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect,
they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed
in Rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately
touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were Small Bears all along the bottom shelf Medium-sized
bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and Huge, enormous
bears
running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for a
young bloke to have such a large a Collection of Teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him, and
actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the while thinking to
herself ... Oh ! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my
children?...etc.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
clothes
off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls
over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect,
they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed
in Rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately
touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were Small Bears all along the bottom shelf Medium-sized
bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and Huge, enormous
bears
running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for a
young bloke to have such a large a Collection of Teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him, and
actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the while thinking to
herself ... Oh ! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my
children?...etc.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
clothes
off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls
over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."