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10-20-2005, 08:50 PM
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in
their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he
could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them
thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then
concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On
your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some
grapes and some doughnuts."

"Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across
the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'.
Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and
retrieve the grape using only your tongue."

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the
room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his
'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume
the doughnut."

The couple went home and their sex life became more and more
wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should
see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would
not take the case unless he felt that he could help them. He conducted
the physical exams and the same battery of tests.

Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will
not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will
ever be. I cannot help."

The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the
Browns, now please, please help us."

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office,
stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of
Cheerios..."

sublime302
10-20-2005, 08:58 PM
haha thats funny

blown93feature
10-21-2005, 01:40 AM
:rofl: :rofl:

1nasty96
10-21-2005, 05:46 AM
:rofl:

wldponi03
10-21-2005, 12:47 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

Black Stallion
10-21-2005, 01:22 PM
:lol:

2K1TBGT
10-28-2005, 04:04 PM
sooooo wrong, yet so funny

hot dog in a hallway??
more like vienna sausage in the astrodome...

prttychromektty
10-28-2005, 08:50 PM
sooooo wrong, yet so funny

hot dog in a hallway??
more like vienna sausage in the astrodome...

:lol: :lol:

Rwest75
11-13-2005, 12:01 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ryan

Packer Backer
11-15-2005, 09:24 AM
Ok, bear with me on this one... I was working out at work(saturation barge). You know, prison style; all the benches welded out of scrap iron, steel plate welded together for the weights... Anyway, this goofy damn guy came out there and was just standing there watching while he smoked a cigarette. It was stinking up the place, so I went over to him and asked if he liked cheerios. He left with a very perplexed look on his face... maybe because I was laughing so hard. I had to explain it to my workout partner, and he giggled, but wasn't busting at the seams like I was... Geez, I think I'm losing it, it still makes me chuckle.:looney: