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J
12-07-2004, 12:21 PM
A little humor that I thought you all would find funny...

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday".
And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!"
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked.

Joe Friday
12-07-2004, 12:22 PM
:rofl:

mysteed
12-07-2004, 12:32 PM
are you serious? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: your wife must be so ****** right now

J
12-07-2004, 12:41 PM
are you serious? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: your wife must be so ****** right nowNo dude im 23.. lol

SDRMustang1
12-07-2004, 01:08 PM
LMAO, He thought he was gettin some and now hes not gettin any ever again!!! hahahahaha

BruntzySVT
12-07-2004, 01:10 PM
BAHWHAHAHAHHA

95mustang302
01-10-2005, 01:35 PM
:rofl:

Hmongstang
01-13-2005, 03:39 PM
OWN3d :lol: good one J

Fastest302
01-15-2005, 08:08 PM
lol that guy must of felt stupid

FastRedPonyCar
01-19-2005, 03:58 PM
BWHAAHAHA!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/fastredponycar/forums/Owned/ot-owned-baseball.jpg

bucket
01-28-2008, 08:15 PM
LMAO

yellowshaker04
01-29-2008, 08:04 AM
someones been searching the forums lol

bucket
01-29-2008, 04:14 PM
yeah but i had nothing btter to do and jokes are always a fun thing to look up.

yellowshaker04
01-30-2008, 12:48 PM
no doubt... let me see if i have some and ill post up.

bucket
01-31-2008, 04:41 PM
sounds good, im sure i will read them.