Stang Girl
09-02-2005, 08:55 AM
The young fellow was about to be married and was
asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how
often you should have it. His grandfather told
him that when you first get married, you want it
all the time... and maybe do it several times a
day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a
week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a
month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it
once a year... maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather,
"Well how about you and Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral
sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her
bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom. She
yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You
too!
:rofl:
asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how
often you should have it. His grandfather told
him that when you first get married, you want it
all the time... and maybe do it several times a
day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a
week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a
month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it
once a year... maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather,
"Well how about you and Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral
sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her
bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom. She
yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You
too!
:rofl: