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08-18-2005, 05:42 PM
A man comes home from work and sits in his favorite chair in front of the TV. He turns to his wife and says, “Get me beer before it starts.”
The wife is mystified and thinks “Before what starts?” but she goes and gets him a beer and gives it to him.
The man finishes the beer and says to his wife, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
Now, the wife is starting to get a little peeved and thinks “He could at least tell me what he is waiting for” but she goes and gets the beer and gives it to him.
The man drinks the beer and says “Get me one more beer before it starts.”
The wife has had it. “LISTEN, YOU LAZY BASTARD – YOU COME HOME, SIT YOUR FAT ASS IN FRONT OF THE TV, YOU DON’T EVEN SAY ‘HI’ AND YOU TELL ME TO GET YOU A BEER BEFORE IT STAR…”
The man says “Awww, crap – it’s starting again.”
The wife is mystified and thinks “Before what starts?” but she goes and gets him a beer and gives it to him.
The man finishes the beer and says to his wife, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
Now, the wife is starting to get a little peeved and thinks “He could at least tell me what he is waiting for” but she goes and gets the beer and gives it to him.
The man drinks the beer and says “Get me one more beer before it starts.”
The wife has had it. “LISTEN, YOU LAZY BASTARD – YOU COME HOME, SIT YOUR FAT ASS IN FRONT OF THE TV, YOU DON’T EVEN SAY ‘HI’ AND YOU TELL ME TO GET YOU A BEER BEFORE IT STAR…”
The man says “Awww, crap – it’s starting again.”