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Cobra94
08-15-2005, 03:14 PM
A little boy about 5 yrs old goes up to his mother and says,

"Mommy, Grammy has a shrimp"

The mother questions what he said.

Again the little boy says,

"Grammy has a shrimp"

Not understanding what the boy was saying she had him go show her.
They walked into the living room where the grandmother was passed out in the rocking chair. There she was passed out in her chair, in her bathrobe, spread eagle.

The little boy said, "See, Grammy has a shrimp" pointing to the grandmothers most "intimate of area".

The mother at 1st horrified :wow: said "No son" with embarrassment "that's not a shrimp, that’s Grammy’s vagina”

The boy, looking confused :hmmm: replies, “call it what u want, but it sure tastes like shrimp!”


:vomit:

J
08-15-2005, 03:16 PM
umm.................. no.

Krissy_Love
08-15-2005, 03:17 PM
Thats WRONG on soooooo many levels.

GetBlown
08-15-2005, 03:34 PM
I laughed but I have a sick sense of humor. I will tell it like its my own.

Hmongstang
08-16-2005, 05:09 PM
bahahahah so you folks are good with jokes :lol:

Black Stallion
08-17-2005, 07:59 PM
First thought - :lol:
Second Thought - :hmmm:
Third Thought - :vomit:

Cobra94
08-17-2005, 10:17 PM
First thought - :lol:
Second Thought - :hmmm:
Third Thought - :vomit:
LOL great reply

Black Stallion
08-17-2005, 11:56 PM
LOL great reply

Long day at work, it had to sink in. :thumpupn: