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EddieGT
07-25-2005, 03:19 PM
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."



>owned<

J
07-25-2005, 03:28 PM
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."



>owned<
ROFL :rofl: :lol:

EddieGT
07-25-2005, 03:35 PM
ROFL :rofl: :lol:
:thumpupn:

PhaQGM
07-25-2005, 04:01 PM
I don't get it?

EddieGT
07-25-2005, 04:51 PM
I don't get it?
:hmmm:

CallawayGT
07-27-2005, 01:19 PM
rofl :lol:

Hockeyb0y3
07-27-2005, 04:11 PM
:rofl: noice!

mysteed
08-09-2005, 03:10 PM
:clap: >owned<

sublime302
08-09-2005, 10:26 PM
I don't get it?

yeah i dont get it either.. lol, how did he know where the barbar lived?

J
08-09-2005, 10:34 PM
yeah i dont get it either.. lol, how did he know where the barbar lived?
Umm because he was fuckin his wife.

95mustang302
08-10-2005, 02:16 AM
lol

audiobahn81
08-10-2005, 03:13 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: rofl:wow:

Black Stallion
08-11-2005, 10:26 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

sublime302
08-12-2005, 12:31 AM
haha, sorry my friends are blondes.. they rubbed off on me.. i get it now.. and its funny...

Cobra94
08-16-2005, 11:27 AM
NICE! >owned< :rofl:

GetBlown
08-16-2005, 12:45 PM
LMAO that guy=teh loose
and holy shit did people really not get that I could of swore they were just joking around

Hmongstang
08-16-2005, 05:07 PM
THATS THE SHIT!!!