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storm7127
07-13-2005, 10:52 PM
All the guys at the track were skerd. They were all saying, "man that car has got some balls!" :nailbite:
http://www.gotstang.com/0405/storm7127/000_0061.JPG

LadyCobra01
07-13-2005, 10:56 PM
hhhhmmmm!! I thought cars are chicks? :looney: What a stud!! :beerchug:

J
07-13-2005, 11:29 PM
LOL!

PhaQGM
07-13-2005, 11:33 PM
Where does your car keep its pecker?

sublime302
07-14-2005, 12:42 AM
lol, i have only seen those on trucks... where do u buy those things?

PhaQGM
07-14-2005, 12:45 AM
You buy them at nuts for trucks, of course.

http://www.nutsfortrucks.com/

9COBRA7
07-14-2005, 01:26 AM
odd...very odd

sublime302
07-14-2005, 01:39 AM
lol

PhaQGM
07-14-2005, 01:40 AM
lol

You're a dirty, dirty, post whore.

storm7127
07-14-2005, 08:05 AM
odd...very odd
Don't be jelous cause my balls are bigger than yours. :diss:

BossHoss
07-14-2005, 09:11 AM
Don't be jelous cause my balls are bigger than yours. :diss:


They look a little red... :wow:





Maybe you should have the doc look at those.

MdniteMustang00
07-14-2005, 09:18 AM
hhhhmmmm!! I thought cars are chicks? :looney: What a stud!! :beerchug:

:thumpupn:

J
07-14-2005, 09:31 AM
:thumpupn:
LOL, nice avatar

Roush2960
07-14-2005, 09:38 AM
I dont drive male cars....HAHA

synister281
07-14-2005, 12:13 PM
meh... dont think id want that on my car lol

storm7127
07-14-2005, 01:05 PM
They look a little red... :wow:





Maybe you should have the doc look at those.

They are red because they hit bumps and get dragged from time to time. But I would rather have red balls than blue balls any day.

and just so ya know a couple of my buddies came by my house when I was sleeping and when I woke up the next morning for work... I was like, "what the hell?" They are coming off but I just had to get a picture and share with you guys. Well...I thought it was funny. :woohoo:

stone_turp
07-14-2005, 02:32 PM
All the guys at the track were skerd. They were all saying, "man that car has got some balls!" :nailbite:
http://www.gotstang.com/0405/storm7127/000_0061.JPG

Survey Says?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sillybstard/web%20stuff/retard.jpg LOL J/K

StarDriver
07-14-2005, 09:05 PM
lol, i have only seen those on trucks... where do u buy those things?

At the White Trash EXPO!!!!! :diss:

ClintEastwood
07-14-2005, 10:23 PM
meh... dont think id want that on my car lol

x2

blown93feature
07-15-2005, 03:31 AM
Holy f, what elephant did those nuts come from >owned< I hope you don't pull the front end off because you'll be bringing a new meaning to draging your balls

nufc1
07-15-2005, 08:04 AM
thats some pony you have there storm ! hanging heavy m8

storm7127
07-15-2005, 11:29 AM
Survey Says?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sillybstard/web%20stuff/retard.jpg LOL J/K

I don't know...your girl seemed to be diggin em.

OZ98Cobra
07-15-2005, 01:38 PM
hhhhmmmm!! I thought cars are chicks? :looney: What a stud!! :beerchug:

Well, they couldn't really make pussys to stick on the back of your car!

Or could they?.... :naughty:

Ummm...on second thought, nevermind... :silly:

storm7127
07-15-2005, 04:06 PM
Well, they couldn't really make pussys to stick on the back of your car!

Or could they?.... :naughty:

Ummm...on second thought, nevermind... :silly:

Bad idea any ways for s couple reasons.

1. On lookers make think that your car is a "pussy"
2. You will have guys chasing your pussy all the time...after all that is what guys do...chase pussy.
3. :gay:

:rofl:

But if you do decide to fabricate something. Make sure to take some pics! :hmmm:

J
07-15-2005, 04:16 PM
Bad idea any ways for s couple reasons.

1. On lookers make think that your car is a "pussy"
2. You will have guys chasing your pussy all the time...after all that is what guys do...chase pussy.
3. :gay:

:rofl:

But if you do decide to fabricate something. Make sure to take some pics! :hmmm:
And dragging a kitten behind yer car doesnt count. dont even try

storm7127
07-15-2005, 04:55 PM
Good save J! With this group you never know. You have to cover all of your bases.

stone_turp
07-15-2005, 07:09 PM
I don't know...your girl seemed to be diggin em.
So... How old are you again?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sillybstard/web%20stuff/aahahhha.bmp

storm7127
07-18-2005, 10:56 AM
Well check my profile. It has my age...and my location too. Biatch.

stone_turp
07-18-2005, 03:34 PM
I told you I was kidding you in the post asshole I would appreciate you not to show your immaturity and talk about my family. You can bang on me, my car, and anything else you want BUT you have no place talking about my family which you do not know. For all you know I could have lost my wife two days ago in a fatal accident fuckface. I suggest in the future you watch what the fuck you say about peoples families. I would die for my wife and kids and I WILL not have some punk like you disrespect them!

PhaQGM
07-18-2005, 03:38 PM
I told you I was kidding you in the post asshole I would appreciate you not to show your immaturity and talk about my family. You can bang on me, my car, and anything else you want BUT you have no place talking about my family which you do not know. For all you know I could have lost my wife two days ago in a fatal accident fuckface. I suggest in the future you watch what the fuck you say about peoples families. I would die for my wife and kids and I WILL not have some punk like you disrespect them!

:clap:

crimsonblack
07-18-2005, 08:35 PM
Well, they couldn't really make pussys to stick on the back of your car!

Or could they?.... :naughty:

Ummm...on second thought, nevermind... :silly:


Imagine that? A car that is constantly leaking fluids every month, groaning and complaining, breakin' down... and taking all your money. Man, it would be like owning a chevy.

:beerchug:

storm7127
07-19-2005, 12:53 PM
I told you I was kidding you in the post asshole I would appreciate you not to show your immaturity and talk about my family. You can bang on me, my car, and anything else you want BUT you have no place talking about my family which you do not know. For all you know I could have lost my wife two days ago in a fatal accident fuckface. I suggest in the future you watch what the fuck you say about peoples families. I would die for my wife and kids and I WILL not have some punk like you disrespect them!

I was joking too. If you can't handle a joke then stay out of the forums "fuckface".I f you took that comment as attacking your family your are fucking ate up. You have no room to talk about comments that you make. Fag? What if I was a fag? What if I just got beat up two days ago because of it..what if what if what if. Shut the fuck up. :fu:
If anyone needs to grow up it is you. I should have known there would be 1 dumb fuck to ruin a funny post in a forum.
Oh by the way... no hard feelings. :closed:

storm7127
07-19-2005, 12:55 PM
Imagine that? A car that is constantly leaking fluids every month, groaning and complaining, breakin' down... and taking all your money. Man, it would be like owning a chevy.

:beerchug:

:rofl:

LadyCobra01
07-19-2005, 01:48 PM
:lockit: This thread got blown way out of proportion!(no pun intended) Everyone needs to settle down and reread their post or replies to the post! lol! Storm has ur stang got fixed yet! :lol: Balls off?


Kim

storm7127
07-19-2005, 02:19 PM
Yeah balls are off the car and reattatched them to my Johnson. :dupe:

LadyCobra01
07-19-2005, 02:30 PM
:wow: pics please! :naughty:

stone_turp
07-19-2005, 02:40 PM
See the thing you don't understand is where I am from it is a cardinal sin to talk about someones family. Ate up about my family YES! I would say that I am. If you were joking you should have said so. This all could have been avoided by a small J/K at the end of your post. I make it a point to never say anything about one another's family. As far as I am concerned this matter is closed. I have no hard feelings. You know me better than that storm. I just really have a hard-on for people who say ANYTHING about my family. So be that as it may your still an asshole! :rofl: :devil: Oh BTW J/K

stone_turp
07-19-2005, 02:42 PM
BTW I never called you a fag LOL just retard, asshole, and a few others. :rofl:

storm7127
07-19-2005, 04:33 PM
See the thing you don't understand is where I am from it is a cardinal sin to talk about someones family. Ate up about my family YES! I would say that I am. If you were joking you should have said so. This all could have been avoided by a small J/K at the end of your post. I make it a point to never say anything about one another's family. As far as I am concerned this matter is closed. I have no hard feelings. You know me better than that storm. I just really have a hard-on for people who say ANYTHING about my family. So be that as it may your still an asshole! :rofl: :devil: Oh BTW J/K
:rofl: Oh I agree family comes first and I am all about that. It all just got blown out of proportion. Anyone that knows me would know that I would not blaitantly come out and say something like to be hurtful. Also with this group of guys I didn't think we had to put "j/k" behind every joke. I must have missed that memo. And the "fag" comment I was refrencing is your lil richard simmons/david letterman thing...
Long story short we are a couple of pricks. But we do have mustangs so that makes us cool. So I will holler at ya later asshole. J/K :devil:

LadyCobra01
07-19-2005, 04:41 PM
I hope everyone got it out of their system! :devil: Let's move on.... :beerchug: :diss: :nutkick: :ranting:

storm7127
07-19-2005, 04:42 PM
Leave it to the cobra chick to step in and stop the fight. :)

Nothin but love for ya girl...

LadyCobra01
07-19-2005, 04:47 PM
Leavy it to the cobra chick to step in and stop the fight. :)

Nothin but love for ya girl...

Thanks! :beerchug: Just don't like to see people argue! Can't we all just get along! :devil:


Kim

StangGT5.0
07-19-2005, 05:20 PM
LOL!

did Mustang have sperm?

auriansmustang
07-19-2005, 06:19 PM
wow, now that the fight is over with.........those balls need some fake hair to top them off........

stone_turp
07-19-2005, 08:11 PM
Hey I saw a pic of storm on another Mustang site the other day here it is!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sillybstard/web%20stuff/domesticEthug.jpg
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thats funny right there. If you don't think thats funny you need to get the hell outta here!

storm7127
07-21-2005, 01:38 PM
I don't care who ya are that funny right there...

looks like you goter done. But beware Stone Turp. I will be seeking revenge. :beerchug:

stone_turp
07-21-2005, 01:52 PM
Ah yes I will be waiting young grasshoppa... :D

auriansmustang
07-21-2005, 02:30 PM
aww, c nice chitter chatter. whoot whoot. even though it has nothing to do with the topic......we need a post whore thread like BMC has.......funny pic turp

stone_turp
07-21-2005, 03:18 PM
aww, c nice chitter chatter. whoot whoot.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sillybstard/web%20stuff/bill-and-ted.jpg

auriansmustang
07-21-2005, 05:19 PM
haha, funny movie, "the adventures of _________" somethin

stone_turp
07-21-2005, 07:06 PM
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure YUNGUN! :D :smack: I swear kids these days!

SDRMustang1
07-22-2005, 12:16 AM
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure YUNGUN! :D :smack: I swear kids these days!
whatever happened to teachin the classics, bill and teds excellent adventure, fast times at ridgemont high, etc....come on guys, we gotta pass these on!!