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stone_turp
06-29-2005, 04:07 PM
heres mine!

Q-What do Micheal Jackson and Sears have in common?

A-They both have little boys pants half off!! :rofl:
93ramvert
06-29-2005, 04:29 PM
I heard is was going to start doing Art.

Art is MJ's next door neighbors 7 year old.
DFW Kevin
07-05-2005, 10:37 PM
Jacko comes back to Neverland after the trial and finds his boyfriend packing his stuff. Mike ask's where he is going and his boyfriend responds " You were almost convicted of being a pedofile. I don't care what the think, I can no longer be seen with you." In shock Mike looks at him and says "OOOOhhh "pedophile" big word for a 10 year old."
SDRMustang1
07-05-2005, 10:43 PM
how do you know when its bedtime at neverland?



the big hand covers the little hand
auriansmustang
07-05-2005, 10:45 PM
HERES MINE----GET READY TO LAUGH

A LITTLE BOY GOES UP TO HIS DAD AND SAYS,"DAD, IS GOD A MAN OR A WOMAN?"
HIS DAD THINKS AND REPLIES, "BOTH"
THE KID THEN ASKS " IS GOS BLACK OR WHITE?"
THE DAD AGAIN THINKS AND REPLIES "BOTH"
THE KID SAYS "IS GOD MICHAEL JACKSON"



I DONT KNOW IF ITS JUST ME BUT THAT JOKE CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME I HEAR IT
Rwest75
07-06-2005, 10:26 AM
I think the best MJ joke is this one.

http://forums.gotstang.com/showthread.php?t=3285

Ryan
joebadguy
07-13-2005, 10:57 PM
did yall hear about michael calling BOYS TO MEN?
yeah he thought it was a dillivery service! :lol: