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J
11-25-2004, 09:46 PM
My girl never does...

Help me please.

BruntzySVT
11-25-2004, 09:47 PM
My girl never does...

Help me please.
ive heard starns momie crack a few but non worse then stang gurls! :rofl:

stalkerbabe
11-25-2004, 09:47 PM
hey lol thats my girl

02BlackGT
11-25-2004, 09:53 PM
Living with my girl now for two months and been together a year I have yet to hear one...Its a conspiracy

J
11-25-2004, 10:08 PM
Living with my girl now for two months and been together a year I have yet to hear one...Its a conspiracy
:lol:

SDRMustang1
11-26-2004, 12:52 AM
According to my ex, girls dont fart, they fluff! (I never asked after that!)

Stang Gurl
11-26-2004, 02:39 AM
My girl never does...

Help me please.
Your damn right we do... hahaha sorry stalkerbabe lmfao... if she didnt fart she combust lmfao...


ive heard starns momie crack a few but non worse then stang gurls!
I'd blow you outta the room :rofl:

SDRMustang1
11-26-2004, 02:52 AM
I'd blow you outta the room :rofl:
I "smell" a challenge!!

BruntzySVT
11-26-2004, 03:07 AM
Your damn right we do... hahaha sorry stalkerbabe lmfao... if she didnt fart she combust lmfao...


I'd blow you outta the room :rofl:
You mihgt wanna get that checked out!

SDRMustang1
11-26-2004, 03:17 AM
You mihgt wanna get that checked out!
Before you do, can I give you some peoples addresses to go visit for me? It would be greatly appreciated!! :fart: :fart: :fart:

BruntzySVT
11-26-2004, 03:47 AM
Before you do, can I give you some peoples addresses to go visit for me? It would be greatly appreciated!! :fart: :fart: :fart:
your sick! haha i like u but ur sick!

Stang Gurl
11-26-2004, 05:12 AM
I "smell" a challenge!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


You mihgt wanna get that checked out!
Why dont you get down there and give it a good close look for me hahaha
:fart:

spiffy
11-26-2004, 11:45 AM
girls fart all the time most just keep it on the down usualy then therere are some who dont care

stalkerbabe
11-26-2004, 12:24 PM
i dont is there something wrong with me!?

Stang Gurl
11-27-2004, 12:44 AM
i dont is there something wrong with me!?
oh yes you do! lol... you would spontaneously combust do to built up methane gas if you didnt expell it out your arse hahahaha.... when you are alone.. and J is not around.... you blow ass just like the rest of us... just let it out... you will feel alot better. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

SDRMustang1
11-27-2004, 12:47 AM
oh yes you do! lol... you would spontaneously combust do to built up methane gas if you didnt expell it out your arse hahahaha.... when you are alone.. and J is not around.... you blow ass just like the rest of us... just let it out... you will feel alot better. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
But look out, cause if she does, it could be years of built up gas coming out, could be dangerous!

232stang
11-27-2004, 01:07 AM
But look out, cause if she does, it could be years of built up gas coming out, could be dangerous!
lmao

BruntzySVT
11-27-2004, 01:12 AM
oh yes you do! lol... you would spontaneously combust do to built up methane gas if you didnt expell it out your arse hahahaha.... when you are alone.. and J is not around.... you blow ass just like the rest of us... just let it out... you will feel alot better. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

U r f'n sick!

Stang Gurl
11-27-2004, 01:18 AM
U r f'n sick!
your point issss......... :ugh2:

SDRMustang1
11-27-2004, 01:21 AM
Hey, i think the true test of a friend is being able to talk about bodily functions, so I see stang gurl as very comfortable with all of us!!

Stang Gurl
11-27-2004, 01:40 AM
Hey, i think the true test of a friend is being able to talk about bodily functions, so I see stang gurl as very comfortable with all of us!!
tru dat... and anyway... its just a fart... everybody does it. :dance:

ComputerGuy
11-27-2004, 01:44 AM
Never thought of that. Been Married 23 years to my love and have never heard her fart.

Not going to ask her though, she'll then say I was here.

01GTType
11-27-2004, 03:12 AM
oh yes you do! lol... you would spontaneously combust do to built up methane gas if you didnt expell it out your arse hahahaha.... when you are alone.. and J is not around.... you blow ass just like the rest of us... just let it out... you will feel alot better. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


When you do please stay away from fire.. it could be disasterous! :nailbite:

MustangFan
11-27-2004, 03:52 AM
hott

04redmach1
11-27-2004, 01:05 PM
Just dont light a match around your girl (that never farts) when she is straining to pick something up. We might all see shroom cloud.
And girls do fart,, hell some of them smell like they $hit on thier self. :fart: :vomit:

SDRMustang1
11-27-2004, 01:07 PM
Just dont light a match around your girl (that never farts) when she is straining to pick something up. We might all see shroom cloud.
And girls do fart,, hell some of them smell like they $hit on thier self. :fart: :vomit:
Man, when I first opened the thread and saw those smilies going, it was hilarious cause the one farted, the other fell down, and right after that the barf one went off, it was like perfect timing, LMAO

Roush2960
11-27-2004, 01:23 PM
Never thought of that. Been Married 23 years to my love and have never heard her fart.

Not going to ask her though, she'll then say I was here.

Been with my wife for 15 years and have I think once heard her pass the azz-gas. I have questioned her several times and even she cannot tell me the last time she has blew the stinky cheese.

But I have heard several women Fart. Its natural but its hella funny to see the look on there faces when they do it.

I just think Stalkerbabe and my wife should never be around a open flame...you never know what could happen.

./M@

stalkerbabe
11-27-2004, 02:13 PM
you knwo what i cannot remember the last time i did maybe when i was little but i dont htink i have and we were talking about it and i dont think i ever have i even asked my mom! she said i never did as a kid at least around her!

SDRMustang1
11-27-2004, 02:20 PM
you knwo what i cannot remember the last time i did maybe when i was little but i dont htink i have and we were talking about it and i dont think i ever have i even asked my mom! she said i never did as a kid at least around her!
Im gonna tell NASA so they will come raid your house and do studies on you, the only woman on earth who doesnt fart!!

stalkerbabe
11-27-2004, 02:23 PM
screw you i hear :ban:

spiffy
11-27-2004, 02:30 PM
i just saw a ad commercial *sp* about farting

SDRMustang1
11-27-2004, 02:37 PM
screw you i hear :ban:
You know you dont want me banned, you laughed at that a little!

stalkerbabe
11-27-2004, 02:44 PM
WOMEN FART TOO!! (http://www.computerpranks.com/download/media/mpeg/rrrrip.mpeg)

SDRMustang1
11-27-2004, 03:01 PM
Dont you think its funny that one of the longest topics in this section is about girls farting?

stalkerbabe
11-27-2004, 03:07 PM
llol

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11-27-2004, 03:07 PM
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SDRMustang1
11-27-2004, 03:10 PM
OMG!!!!!!!

Roush2960
11-27-2004, 03:31 PM
This is such a interesting topic for a after holiday thread.

The bowl excurements of the female anatomy is such an interesting topic....Please continue.

SDRMustang1
11-27-2004, 03:35 PM
This is such a interesting topic for a after holiday thread.

The bowl excurements of the female anatomy is such an interesting topic....Please continue.
I told you the scientists were coming to study, LOL

Joe Friday
11-28-2004, 07:24 AM
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maemaimay
11-28-2004, 01:57 PM
haha. funny. of course we do sillys. we're human too =P

stalkerbabe
12-06-2004, 01:15 AM
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Roush2960
12-06-2004, 01:32 AM
Damn...will you just squeese out a poot and be done with this stinking thread.

SDRMustang1
12-06-2004, 01:36 AM
Damn...will you just squeese out a poot and be done with this stinking thread.
LOL! :devil: