ITLRUN
06-25-2005, 09:48 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
>
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
> couple in bed.
>
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
>
> While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck,
> then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: Listen, this guy's
an
> escaped convict, look at his clothes!
>
> He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years.
>
>
> I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> complain, do whatever he tells you.
>
> Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably
> very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
>
> "Be strong, honey. I love you" .
>
> To which the wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering
> in my ear.
>
> He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had
any
> Vaseline.
>
> I told him it was in the bathroom.
>
> "Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
:rofl: Poor Guy
>
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
> couple in bed.
>
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
>
> While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck,
> then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: Listen, this guy's
an
> escaped convict, look at his clothes!
>
> He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years.
>
>
> I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> complain, do whatever he tells you.
>
> Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably
> very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
>
> "Be strong, honey. I love you" .
>
> To which the wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering
> in my ear.
>
> He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had
any
> Vaseline.
>
> I told him it was in the bathroom.
>
> "Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
:rofl: Poor Guy