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MdniteMustang00
06-01-2005, 12:29 PM
RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE

INGREDIENTS:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

DIRECTIONS :
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

NOTES:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

J
06-01-2005, 12:44 PM
thats dirty.

MdniteMustang00
06-01-2005, 02:04 PM
thats dirty.

*shrugs*

but it makes me laugh...lol

Rwest75
06-01-2005, 04:29 PM
:rofl:
These two were the best


6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

3. If cake rises, leave town.

Droptop2001GT
06-02-2005, 04:14 PM
:rofl:
These two were the best
Ryan, you've done a LOT of cooking, haven't you? :lol:

blown93feature
06-02-2005, 07:46 PM
:rofl: :rofl: Oh man, where do you guys come up with some of this shit?

Rwest75
06-02-2005, 09:01 PM
Ryan, you've done a LOT of cooking, haven't you? :lol:

Cooking, No. Baking yeah :thumbup: :D :rofl:



:rofl: :rofl: Oh man, where do you guys come up with some of this shit?

Guys? That was a girl that told that joke! :lol:

Ryan

blown93feature
06-02-2005, 09:36 PM
Cooking, No. Baking yeah :thumbup: :D :rofl:




Guys? That was a girl that told that joke! :lol:

Ryan
OK people... lol

Leo
06-08-2005, 11:08 AM
^ rofl

94BOOSTDCobra
06-08-2005, 03:17 PM
nice :)

nufc1
06-10-2005, 02:38 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: lmao