i've never laughed this hard in my life.

[_eazy_]

So, this guy IM's me outta the blue:

funkstafunkie: Whaddup, dawg?

EazyF2: who's this?

funkstafunkie: I saw yo AIM name on GotStang? and just hada say nice car, foo

EazyF2: ah, what's up

EazyF2: thanks for the compliment

funkstafunkie: Nuttin much, nuttin much

funkstafunkie: Whats that beast run in da 1/4?

EazyF2: 13.38 on d/r's

EazyF2: that was a perfect run tho

EazyF2: i'll never hit that again

funkstafunkie: Damn, dawg

funkstafunkie: That nigga be haulin!

funkstafunkie: You got any NOS on it?

EazyF2: nope

EazyF2: im bout to drop the 03 cobra motor in it

funkstafunkie: Damn!

EazyF2: with the s/c and all

funkstafunkie: That bitch will fly then, no doubt

funkstafunkie: Shit!

EazyF2: then we'll put the smaller pully on it

funkstafunkie: Damn!

EazyF2: (that motor comes with the t-56 tranny btw)

EazyF2: then, put methanol injection in it

EazyF2: hope to hit 500 to the wheels

funkstafunkie: Shit, nigga!

EazyF2: and run low 10's

funkstafunkie: Damn, easy

funkstafunkie: !

EazyF2: who's this on GS?

funkstafunkie: I bet yous can row gears like mad

funkstafunkie: I ain't registered

funkstafunkie: I ain't got a stang, but i got a pimp Esky

EazyF2: an esky?

EazyF2: i take it you mean escalade

funkstafunkie: Yeah, foo

EazyF2: my white brotha

funkstafunkie: Man, I may be white, but that don't mean I'm a cracka

EazyF2: you got any "dubs" on your "esky"

funkstafunkie: Yeah, foo

funkstafunkie: Nah, I gots me some 22" spinnas

EazyF2: then that would mean you had "dubs" on your "esky" my white brotheren

funkstafunkie: Nah, dubs is 20"

funkstafunkie: And it's brethren

EazyF2: yeah, thanks G

EazyF2: wow, an educated hoodlum.

EazyF2: double duces huh nikkuah

funkstafunkie: Deuce deuces, nigga

funkstafunkie: Hey, you ain't gots ta get all stereotyping on me

EazyF2: you down with that malt liqour?

funkstafunkie: Just 'cause I'm keepin' it real don't mean I drink and steal

EazyF2: wow!

EazyF2: you rap too!!!

funkstafunkie: I don't rap, I just make sense nigga

EazyF2: alright knee-groid.

EazyF2: lol, im just messin with you bro

funkstafunkie: I hope so, nigga

EazyF2: oh.. no doubt.. i dont want you to call you're boys and bus a cap all up in my ass.

funkstafunkie: It's your, you illiterate honkey

EazyF2: my honkey?

EazyF2: is that like a new slur?

funkstafunkie: you're a honkey

funkstafunkie: You ain't never heard of honkey?

funkstafunkie: What planet you been living on?

EazyF2: obviously not from you're neck of the woods. we speak english where im from

EazyF2: but i dont mean any disrespect to your bitches n hoes

funkstafunkie: Obviously, you don't speak English well enough.

EazyF2: Aww, the wigger tone not working for you? so now you are going to try to get all intellectual on me?

EazyF2: oh brother... here we go.

funkstafunkie: I am intellectual

EazyF2: you're a funny kid. G-wo.

EazyF2: lay off the crack my white brother

funkstafunkie: "Honkey" is one of many terms used to describe a narrow-minded, racist individual

EazyF2: then what is the term im looking for

EazyF2: oh, that's right.. poser

funkstafunkie: Poser?

EazyF2: 10 minutes ago you were reppin you hood on you deuce deuces with yo bitches n hoes sippin your crystal

EazyF2: now you are using punctuation and actually making logical sentences.

funkstafunkie: 10 minutes ago I was also complimenting you on that pile of shit Mustang you drive

EazyF2: and the whole time. i've been laughing my ass off at you

EazyF2: it sucks that the condom factory had to send you a birth certificate as an apology..

[sleazy]

wow. you're cool.

[_eazy_]

wow. you're cool.
why dont you go back to DFW?

:gay:

[02 GT Chick]

ROFL!!! :rofl:

I laughed so hard I had to pee.

Did that really happen?

OMFG!!

[_eazy_]

ROFL!!! :rofl:

I laughed so hard I had to pee.

Did that really happen?

OMFG!!
i swear to god.... lol, you cant make that stuff up...

my ribs still hurt

[ClintEastwood]

pretty sure hes "tripping"...sounds like hes got a krunk whip however.

[MustangQt1618]

omg!! that is f ing hilarious. i mean.....dont you just love people like that!!!

[_eazy_]

omg!! that is f ing hilarious. i mean.....dont you just love people like that!!!

actually...

[02BlueStang]

EazyF2: it sucks that the condom factory had to send you a birth certificate as an apology..

Ive added a new phrase to my vocabulary....i think im going to have to use that one at work Eazy :rofl:

That was fuckin hilarious bro, ive also had my fair share of conversations from random people about the stang who were....well.....intellectually challenged we'll say

[blown93feature]

SO you think they are following you from dfw? I think we're in trouble because most of us aren't up with the latest phonics language!!
Ilmao by the way :rofl:

[_eazy_]

EazyF2: it sucks that the condom factory had to send you a birth certificate as an apology..

Ive added a new phrase to my vocabulary....i think im going to have to use that one at work Eazy :rofl:

That was fuckin hilarious bro, ive also had my fair share of conversations from random people about the stang who were....well.....intellectually challenged we'll say

he just asked for it... i wasnt going to do anything... but he just kept with it.. so i couldnt let it go to waste.

[nufc1]

lmao and i didnt get most of it (from england)

[Cobra94]

i didnt understand it. i cant read or speak ebonics

[EddieGT]

bahahahahahahahahahaha......hahahahahahahahaha.... oh shit....hahahahahahahahaha

You killed me with that last line.. hahahaha omg, it's only 7:40 am and I'm already crying

[J]

:lockit: Please leave yer drama with DFW off of this site. Thanks.