storm7127
05-26-2005, 03:30 PM
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and
while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting
all alone at a nearby table.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she
accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it
over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks
at the wine and sends a note over to the man.
Her note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and
seven inches in your
pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and
sends a note of his own back to her.
His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to
have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I
have over twenty five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a
woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.
JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK.
while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting
all alone at a nearby table.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she
accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it
over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks
at the wine and sends a note over to the man.
Her note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and
seven inches in your
pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and
sends a note of his own back to her.
His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to
have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I
have over twenty five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a
woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.
JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK.