blown93feature
05-21-2005, 04:12 PM
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a
>>>> date or any sex for over 5 years.
>>>> She was afraid she might have something wrong
>>>> with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well
>>>> known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off
>>>> all your crose."
>>>>
>>>> The woman did as she was told.
>>>>
>>>> "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
>>>>
>>>> Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
>>>>
>>>> Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
>>>>
>>>> As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy
>>>> bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you
>>>> not haf sex or dates."
>>>>
>>>> The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
>>>> Zachary Disease?"
>>>>
>>>> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when
>>>> your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
>>>> date or any sex for over 5 years.
>>>> She was afraid she might have something wrong
>>>> with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well
>>>> known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off
>>>> all your crose."
>>>>
>>>> The woman did as she was told.
>>>>
>>>> "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
>>>>
>>>> Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
>>>>
>>>> Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
>>>>
>>>> As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy
>>>> bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you
>>>> not haf sex or dates."
>>>>
>>>> The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
>>>> Zachary Disease?"
>>>>
>>>> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when
>>>> your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."