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94BOOSTDCobra
05-04-2005, 03:21 PM
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, I think she choked!"

J
05-04-2005, 03:27 PM
:rofl:

nufc1
05-05-2005, 06:48 AM
rotflmao

Cobra94
05-05-2005, 08:26 AM
good one.

Rwest75
05-06-2005, 10:14 PM
:rofl:http://www.ymrforums.com/images/smilies/rollinglaugh.gif http://www.ymrforums.com/images/smilies/rollinglaugh.gif

Ryan

Droptop2001GT
05-26-2005, 02:42 PM
best joke yet

mustangfreak123
05-26-2005, 04:06 PM
:rofl: :lol: :clap:

Hockeyb0y3
05-27-2005, 11:36 AM
:lol: :lol:

storm7127
05-27-2005, 11:57 AM
Holy fuck that is good!

blown93feature
05-27-2005, 06:57 PM
:lol: :rofl: That's awesome!