BBQ Butt

[J]

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says: "Your butt is
getting really big...I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the
barbecue grill."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The
woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?"
he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little weenie?"