Prince Charles

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Prince Charles was driving around his mother's
estate when he accidentally
ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to
a pulp.

He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the
grass totally distraught.

The whole world was against him and now his mother
would go ballistic.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the
ground. He dug it up, polished
it and immediately a genie appeared.

'You have freed me from thousands of years of
imprisonment,' said the genie.
'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'

'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material
things I need, but let me
show you this dog.'
They walk over to the splattered remains of the
dog. 'Do you think you could
bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince
asked.

The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook
his head. 'This body is
too far gone for even me to bring it back to life.
Is there something else
you would like?'

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his
pocket and pulled out two
photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman
called Diana,' said Prince
Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But
now I love this woman called
Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second photo.
'You see Camilla isn't
beautiful at all, so do you think you can make
Camilla as beautiful as Diana?'

The genie studied the two photographs and after a
few minutes said, 'Let's
have another look at that dog.'