J
04-05-2005, 11:05 AM
A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around,
then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect
it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a
small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed,she looks
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little
accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a
salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle? "He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't
say.... If you farted just touching it...you're going to
shit when you hear the price."
then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect
it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a
small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed,she looks
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little
accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a
salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle? "He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't
say.... If you farted just touching it...you're going to
shit when you hear the price."