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03-30-2005, 11:45 AM
New Drug on the Market
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve
is known as naproxen , Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered
were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and
of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
gives new meaning to the names of ****tails, highballs, and just a
good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction
by the name of Mount & Do.
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve
is known as naproxen , Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered
were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and
of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
gives new meaning to the names of ****tails, highballs, and just a
good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction
by the name of Mount & Do.