J
03-21-2005, 10:49 AM
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You obviously caused some embarrassment in this
roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in
private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
others if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted with laughter . .
tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You obviously caused some embarrassment in this
roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in
private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
others if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted with laughter . .