Fav Family Guy Quotes

[Joe Friday]

SO I'm a huge fan of the Family Guy. and here are some of my fav quotes. Anyone else love that show?



peter: optimus prime's jewish???

Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?


Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.


Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."


Peter: Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it

Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner

[CallawayGT]

you left off

peter: there will be a laser grid 3 inches off the floor so you'll have to compress yourself to the size of an ordinary household sponge and the slide under like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.

brian: can I buy some pot from you?

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I could go on and on and on and on.....

[J]

Thats funny shit.

[My Cobra]

I got the box set i will have to watch them and give ya some of my best.

[Droptop2001GT]

Stewie (while teething): "Damnit to the bloody bowels of hell!"



Meg: "Hey, guess what I am?"
Stewie: "The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a broken prophylactic?"

[My Cobra]

ha ha ha ha ha

[Joe Friday]

Yeah I picked up seasons 1, 2, and 3 next week. I can't put the remote down :D

[My Cobra]

ha ha ha ha that is what i do at work i watch that and a few others

[BabyGT]

i love Family Guy.

Stewie to the lil English girl:
"The life of the wife is ended by the knife."