J
03-15-2005, 03:50 PM
There was a young couple who wished to marry in the church. They go to see their priest who tells them, I can marry you under two conditions. One, you must see me once a week for counseling. And two, you must remain chaste. Can you agree to these conditions? Yes the reply. Next week they return and the priest asks, "Have you remined chaste?" No, the young man replies. "Oh my" says the priest, "What happened" the young man says, "My fiancee was reaching up to the top shelf for a box of light bulbs and dropped them. When she bent over to pick them up, well I just cound not resist any more" The priest says"Now you must realise that I cannot marry you in the church" "Well" says the young man "I figured, we're not welcome at the Home Depot anymore either"