PhaQGM
03-09-2005, 05:07 PM
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved
to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and
getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor
woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated
her, and some of the males actually joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat
wrapper, and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down
the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have
you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a
drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said "Carry
on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very
sizable erection. Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer
again!"
to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and
getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor
woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated
her, and some of the males actually joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat
wrapper, and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down
the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have
you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a
drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said "Carry
on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very
sizable erection. Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer
again!"